Before this catches on with miserable adult babies reblogging to only add “KILL IT WITH FIRE” or some other idiotic, unfunny meme:
This is a mature female spider of the Nephila genus. I’m not sure the exact species, but members of this genus are also known as “golden silk orb weavers.” Their yellow-orange silk can be used to make golden cloth, like in this tapestry.
The bite of a Nephila isn’t serious. Wikipedia describes the worst case scenario - localized pain or a more severe allergic reaction - but most bitten will only experience a little itching. Like any spider, they only bite in self defense or when forcibly pressed against skin, and these big females are especially docile. I’ve held a related species on two occasions, they don’t scare very easily.
They’re so laid back, in fact, and so insistent on remaining in the same web, that these are the spiders some cultures have used as mosquito guards, deliberately setting them up to spin webs in open windows or over the top of a baby’s crib.
You can trust spiders with babies. Don’t be an asshat about your phobia plz. (By which I mean it’s perfectly okay to have a phobia and be afraid, but you don’t need to hate all spiders and wish they were all dead they didn’t do anything but get born spiders)
That has been my life for the past little while along with the normal enjoying life and hanging out with friends. I read through The Men Who Stair At Goats by Jon Ronson, brought me back to when I was super young; spending much of my time meditating and trying to use my mind to control fire. Lots of fun, I also picked up some cd crash course hypnosis lessons. I only listened to the first one which was mostly an introduction but I had just finished listening to the last track which was him performing hypnosis on you just to show you simply how it would work. I feel really great, it ended with him telling me to open my eyes and feel refreshed, alert and fantastic or something along those lines, it totally worked.
So at first I was thinking “oh gosh all this school work during the summer is getting in the way of all the adventure I could be having” oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo but now I realized all every single bit of time I spend not doing my school work is an adventure! When youth corps starts I’m sure to get into plenty of shenanigans I probably shouldn’t be getting into. wait talking about things normally jinx’s it or something. Aaaanyway, I can’t wait for northwest brony fest coming up this weekend too bad it’s the same time as Frances’s born day, thanks for being born that day!
What in the world….
These are back in stock — and now with three new color options!
These cute kitty keychains are not toys, but are in fact a very serious defense weapon.
Use coupon code ‘KITTY’ to get an extra 20% off your entire order!
i need these so bad
just for one minute
walking up to some chick with the intent of raping her or mugging her
and she just pulls out this pink kitty keychain
and stabs you in the chest
and the last thing you see is that pink kitty keychain being tugged out of your chest
when they stab people can they be made to make a little “mew” sound
Imagine, rather, you are hanging out in your homely dark alley when all of a sudden some chick kneels down to you and stabs you in the chest then continues to rape you, then finishes you off right before stabbing you in the neck.
My bad, even though I know no one is reading these I haven’t been updating this at all! And worste of all the last while has been important stuff, the kinda stuff I should have been reporting about this whole time. It seems like with every blog or journal I stop writing around the sametime stuff begins to happen. AAAANYYYY WAY. I’ve been writing my dreams down for a while but just recently began to wither that away. I’m going to prom and stuff but all that doesn’t even matter I’ve got more important things to talk about (it doesn’t matter because it’s not relevant, not that it doesn’t matter). I’ve been able to laugh a tremendous amount lately because Everything is just so great, and whenever I think of something that’s bad it just kinda seems funny to me, I mean sure they may happen but that’s probably if I let it happen and plus if it’s something that’s going to happen I can’t change that. So lately I’ve been living how I used to, how I should, and I’ve been trying to be as friendly to everyone to get them all to be happy as well. It’s extremely hard though, some people, many people, are in a pessimistic type mood but they’ve always been that way, and some people are just that way, so I’m not sure If I should try and change that because that could just be who they are. Oh well. Love you all!
my tablet pen
ill bite the pillow youre going in digital
my whole tablet
My friend… Well, heelloo there… ;D
Extra Professional Mint Gum…..well…i’m gunna smell fabulous
my pilLOW NO
My wall, or my house?
I cannot wait to see dirk talk with jake, gonna be supa kawaii desu <3<3<3
So there I was for the past like 3 or 4 days wanting to adventure sooo hard, then all of a sudden the people who made the new mlp episode just got all telapathic and shit and decided to make an adventure mlp episode, like seriously I think one of them are following me and thinking hey, what kind of problems does this kid happen in average day life? oh there’s one, I’ll just make an episode where they learn that lesson!
which by all means is great but still super scary.
So I’m all wanting to adventure and what not but there aren’t many superfun exploring places I haven’t been to nearbye that I know of so I thought wayyyyyy back to something I think a person who was taking the place of my dentist said which was Geocaching! So I decided to check it out now that it’s been something around 5 years, and there are quite a few nearbye so I’m going to go to them, find them, and check out the sweet loot and replace it with some sort of other sweet loot. to put it simply geochaching is where people get locations of treasure chest’s and take the loot, leave a log, and replace the loot with something. So since it’s late I might wait till tomorow, however I still must get ahold of my dad’s gps he never uses and I might go get one super close one tonight but I’m pretty sure it’d be dark and hard to find so I might not so I don’t get dissapointed yet.